Sex: 7 Winter Locations
by David Strovny
It's winter and you want to have sex. But you don't want to head to the bedroom and get your groove on. No. You want to head out in subzero temperatures and enjoy sex, Eskimo style.
This winter, turn ordinary sex into something extraordinary by testing out these locations with your woman.
1- Gondola
Whether you plan to ski, snowboard or head to the top of a mountain for any reason, use the opportunity to engage in a quickie in the gondola. The ride up the mountain will take on a new meaning.
2- Top of a mountain
If you're feeling bold, head to a secluded spot at the top of a mountain and get your groove on. She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.
3- Cross-country skiing/Snowshoeing
If you opt to take the scenic route on a winter day, you're bound to find a spot where you can stop and penetrate. Sex in a winter wonderland will definitely leave you with a new appreciation for the season.
4- Log cabin
Head up to a deserted cabin with your lady and enjoy some privacy. You can opt to get it on inside or out, just be careful that your a s s es don't get stuck to the ice if you head on out for your escapade.
5- Swedish spa
If you've ever been to a Swedish spa, you know that the hot tub, the sauna and the pool encourage sexual behavior. Treat your woman to a day at the spa and take the opportunity to have sex, or at least generate sexual thoughts, in the sauna.
6- Hockey game
Even if your woman isn't a big fan of ice hockey, you can always bring her to a game and give her a penalty of your own. Have sex in the washroom, near the ice, or even in a secluded spot where no one is sitting.
7- Parked car
Winter or not, having sex in a car is a lot of fun. And if it's winter, chances are the police won't get out of their car to check why yours is bouncing up and down.
have a banging winter
No matter your feelings about the winter season, learn to adapt by having sex as often as possible amid it. Life will only get hotter. |